Author Interview: Zack Scott


In today’s day and age, parodies abound. Scenes — and sometimes entire storylines — from many contemporary films have been recreated with the purpose of accentuating the ridiculousness underlying them. (It’s all in good fun, of course.) Bearing the aforementioned in mind, wouldn’t it be great if a parody of Jaws existed? I’m glad you think so! One does exist. It takes the form of a book entitled One Pissed-Off Shark. Lucky for us, its author, Zack Scott, is here to discuss said novel. Before we sit down with him, let’s have a look at the blurb for One Pissed-Off Shark :

Friends with anger issues are attacked by an even angrier shark.

Meanwhile, an incompetent shark hunter is hired by a private investigator to hunt down the irate man-eating beast.

1. Tell us a little bit about yourself.
I grew up in Los Angeles and I’m still here stuck in traffic. I went to college at Cal State Channel Islands when the campus was fairly new. The campus was haunted at the time, so my friends and I tried majoring in ghost hunting but the school wasn’t offering any classes. We wrote a movie script instead. Well, half a script. That half of a script turned into a poorly written novel about a killer farmer terrorizing college kids. For some reason that story was one of the inspirations for my zombie apocalypse trilogy Their Dead Lives.

2. When did you start writing?
When I was a kid, I made stop-action, action films with my GI Joe toys. Most of it was improvised but I occasionally wrote something resembling a script. Toward the end of college, I finished my first book Four (Their Dead Lives, 1). FOUR is about self-involved friends who are tasked with saving humanity during the zombie apocalypse. It was always planned as the first book in a trilogy. In between writing Their Dead Lives, I wrote One Pissed-Off Shark.

3. Do you recall the moment you first conceived the idea for One Pissed-Off Shark?
Jaws is my favorite movie of all time. While I was in law school, I thought it would be fun to write an homage to such a classic film. I wrote two versions of One Pissed-Off Shark: the first version was a very serious and dark story with a pretentious title I can’t remember. Then I thought to write a satirical take on survival horror and man vs nature stories. The angry shark was born.

4. Of the characters you’ve created, which one is your favorite?
In One Pissed-Off Shark, my favorite character is Delford. He is well-intentioned, and a good guy, but just can’t catch a break.

5. Using five words or less, describe the protagonist in One Pissed-Off Shark.
Horny, angry, selfish, confused, class-act

6. What does a typical writing session look like for you?
I usually write at night after work or on the weekends. Sometimes I listen to music but it can get distracting. I like to have a bag of parmesan goldfish handy to fuel the brain and my favorite drink: water. I try to write 500 to 2,000 words a day but sometimes that ends up being 3 words or 5,000. It’s fun to write in public or around friends and family, but I’m a loner at heart and enjoy Zack time.

7. How do you feel about outlines? Are you for or against them?
As long as the outline isn’t rude or mean, I’ve got nothing against it.

8. What is your favorite book genre?
Thriller, action, crime are my favorites to read. Thriller and satire are my favorite to write… Thrilltire?

9. What are you currently reading?
Bull Mountain by Brian Panowich.

10. Any project in the works?
I’ve finished the gazillionth version of my action-thriller. I started writing it five years ago, inspired by a criminal law case I read in law school. I’m also working on a romance, and also working on the sequel to One Pissed-Off SharkTwo Pissed-Off Sharks.

11. What advice would you give to aspiring writers?
Just keep writing. Even if it’s terrible.

And now for a game of “Which Do/Would You Prefer?”
1. Books or movies?
Movies. Don’t hurt me.

2. Dogs or cats?
Dogs. Cats are too good at creating deadly traps.

3. Ebook or physical book?
Physical book for me eyeballs.

4. Being able to travel to the past or being able to travel to the future?
The future!

5. Being Spider-Man for a day or being Batman for a day?
Batmobile, baby.

6. Reading or writing?

7. To speak using ONLY rap lyrics (from songs released in the 21st century) or to speak using ONLY quotes from Austen’s books?
Rap lyrics fo sho.

8. Being able to speak and understand every language known to humankind or being able to speak and understand every language known to animals?
I want to be Dr. Doolittle

9. To never speak again or to never eat solid food again?
Never eat solid foods again.

10. Spending half a day locked in a coffin (there would be a hole for air, of course) or spending two days trapped at the bottom of a well?
Bottom of a well. Lassie?!

11. Finding yourself trapped in the universe of The Walking Dead or finding yourself trapped in a slasher film?
After writing a zombie apocalypse trilogy, I’ll have to pick slasher film.

Thank you for joining us, Zack!
Readers: want to connect with Zack? You can find him on Twitter, Goodreads, and Facebook. Also, be sure to check out his author website.


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